tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82895423522568380522024-03-14T01:25:09.624-07:00Jackson F. BabyBecause someone has to be a universal arbiter of taste.Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343591547462608752noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8289542352256838052.post-12957353732010041442009-01-29T05:54:00.000-08:002009-01-29T05:56:14.430-08:00REQUIEM, by John Updike, RIP.REQUIEM<br /><a href="http://www.nytimes.com/adx/bin/adx_click.html?type=goto&page=www.nytimes.com/yr/mo/day/opinion&pos=Frame4A&sn2=f8475720/9aad5d74&sn1=29c6f35b/61befb02&camp=foxsearch2009_emailtools_1011062c_nyt5&ad=SDM_120x60_wins&goto=http://www.foxsearchlight.com/slumdogmillionaire" target="_blank"></a><br />By JOHN UPDIKE<br />Published: January 28, 2009, New York Times<br /><br />It came to me the other day:<br />Were I to die, no one would say,<br />“Oh, what a shame! So young, so full<br />Of promise — depths unplumbable!”<br />Instead, a shrug and tearless eyes<br />Will greet my overdue demise;<br />The wide response will be, I know,<br />“I thought he died a while ago.”<br />For life’s a shabby subterfuge,<br />And death is real, and dark, and huge.<br />The shock of it will register<br />Nowhere but where it will occur.<br />— JOHN UPDIKE<br /><br /><br />This poem is taken from John Updike’s forthcoming collection, “Endpoint and Other Poems.”<br /><br />Related <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/01/28/books/28updike.html?ref=opinion">John Updike, a Lyrical Writer of the Middle-Class Man, Dies at 76</a> (January 28, 2009)Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343591547462608752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8289542352256838052.post-9678540505580518992009-01-21T15:10:00.001-08:002009-01-21T15:11:40.650-08:00Gambling on a Fart... and Losing.My cousin recently forwaded me this gem of a craigslist post. I think what it says holds true --- everyone has gambled on a fart before, and nobody's ever won 100% of the time. I can think of a few memorable instances in my own experience.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Posted to craigslist recently. So good.<br /><br />---------- Forwarded message ----------<br />From: <b class="gmail_sendername">Tyler Zick</b> <span dir="ltr"><<a href="mailto:tylerzick@gmail.com" target="_blank">tylerzick@gmail.com</a>></span><br />Date: Fri, Jan 16, 2009 at 8:59 AM<br />Subject: craigslist post<br />To: James Romey <<a href="mailto:james.romey@gmail.com" target="_blank">james.romey@gmail.com</a>><br /><br /><br />We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.<br /><br />I thought we had chemistry sitting at 6 rivers sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the chili beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.<br /><br />At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.<br /><br />I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...<br /><br />What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.<br /><br />I await your call,<br />Tad<br /><br />P.S. - If you shat yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343591547462608752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8289542352256838052.post-86174537099040794432009-01-10T21:16:00.000-08:002009-01-10T21:21:01.175-08:00Points of ViewOptimist: "The glass is half full."<br /><br />Pessimist: "The glass is half empty."<br /><br />Realist: "Yep, that's a glass alright."<br /><br />Idealist: "One day, cold fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy and end all wars."<br /><br />Capitalist: "If I bottled this and gave it a New Age-y sounding name, I could make a fortune."<br /><br />Communist: "This glass of water belongs to all of us in equal measure."<br /><br />Conspiracist: "The government is adding fluoride to this glass of water for mind control purposes."<br /><br />Sexist: "This glass isn't gonna refill itself, sweetcheeks..."<br /><br />Nihilist: "This glass doesn't exist, and neither do I."<br /><br />Opportunist: "There's a funny T-shirt in here somewhere..."Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343591547462608752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8289542352256838052.post-20116057886309890572009-01-06T10:28:00.000-08:002009-01-06T10:41:55.202-08:00King of all the WorldThis silly little excercise ended up being kind of a trip...<br /><br />1. Put your iTunes (or whatever music player you use) on shuffle.<br />2. For each question, press the next button to get your next answer.<br />3. You must write that song name down no matter how outrageous it sounds!<br /><br /><br /><br />IF SOMEONE SAYS, "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?<br />#41 - Dave Matthews Band<br /><br />WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?<br />Kimdracula - The Deftones<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?<br />Pulk-pull Revolving Doors - Radiohead<br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?<br />Loose Booty - Juvenile f. 8-ball & MJG<br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?<br />In Bloom - Nirvana<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?<br />Thank You (Fallettinme Be Mice Elf Again) - Sly & The Family Stone<br /><br />WHAT IS 2+2?<br />It Makes No Difference - The Band<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?<br />Suco de Tangerina - Beastie Boys<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?<br />Red Dress - TV on the Radio<br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?<br />The Gauntlet - Dropkick Murphys<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?<br />Shoulda Know - Atmosphere<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?<br />Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen<br /><br />WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?<br />Hustlin' - Rick Ross<br /><br />WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?<br />Is This Love - Bob Marley<br /><br />WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?<br />Can't Knock The Hustle - Jay-Z<br /><br />WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?<br />Chico Me Tipo - Sublime<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?<br />Razz - Kings of Leon<br /><br />WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?<br />Through the Wire - Kanye West<br /><br />WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?<br />I Got a Woman - Ray Charles<br /><br />HOW WILL YOU DIE?<br />Float On - Modest Mouse<br /><br />WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?<br />Little Queen of Spades - Eric Clapton<br /><br />WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?<br />22 Going On 23 - Butthole Surfers<br /><br />WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?<br />The Moon - Cat Power<br /><br />WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?<br />Dig - Incubus<br /><br />WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?<br />I'm Not Over - Carolina Liar<br /><br />DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?<br />Landslide - Smashing Pumpkins<br /><br />IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?<br />Smack My Bitch Up - Prodigy<br /><br />WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?<br />Your Heart is an Empty Rooom - Death Cab for Cutie<br /><br />WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?<br />King of all the World - Old 97'sJackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343591547462608752noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8289542352256838052.post-85717886544603725932008-12-19T08:54:00.000-08:002008-12-19T09:04:24.653-08:00The Top 10 Albums of 2008 According to Me<div class="note_header"><div class="note_title_share clearfix"><div class="note_title"><span style="font-size:130%;"><span>The Best Albums of 2008 According to Me</span></span></div> </div><div class="byline"><br /><a href="http://www.facebook.com/note.php?saved&preview&suggest&note_id=41125046157#" onclick="ask_delete_note(41125046157, 'note_41125046157', 10,14700339,'The Best Albums of 2008 According to Me','/note.php?note_id=41125046157', 0); return false;"></a></div></div> As 2008 comes to a close, I feel compelled to write a retrospective on the 10 albums I most enjoyed, as so much of my personal writing has been about music this year. Typically, this would be the point where the author makes some grandiose claim about the state of the art, that this is a banner year for whatever reasons, blah blah blah. If you really do pay attention to music --- I mean really live for the stuff, in your house, in your car, every day --- then there's never such thing as a "banner year." Art forms don't somehow get "better" in the way one typically thinks of progress; there's no defining characteristic of one year versus another in terms of cultural relevance. Music doesn't get "better," it gets "different," which is why writing a top 10 list such as this is a futile effort unless it's based on anything other than opinion. The real trick is figuring out where to look for music that speaks to you, from city to city, genre to genre, friend to friend.<br /><br /><b>10. Nas & DJ Green Lantern - N****r Mixtape</b><br />The instinctual Id to Nasir Jones' revised untitled album's Ego,focusing on the same subject matter, this mixtape features Nas at his most pissed-off, which is when he's got the most bite. Where his (forcibly) buttoned-down <i>Untitled</i> shoots for somber relevance with diatribes on Louis Farrahkan, Bill O'Reilly and even fried chicken, his mix-tape with DJ Green Lantern puts the N-word squarely in its sights. The album's high point is Nas's hesitant-yet-moving Obama tribute "Black President," which takes the crown out of the crowded field of Obama-related jams this year.<br />Watch: Nas & DJ Green Lantern - "Black President"<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69Z5AKVwCNk" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this)," target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><span><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/69Z5AKVwCNk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/69Z5AKVwCNk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></span></a><br /><br /><b>9. The Hold Steady - Stay Positive</b><br />Craig Finn and The Hold Steady's songs exist in a specific, self-contained universe, which explains why comparisons with The Boss and Bon Jovi are so commonplace. The characters all seem to know each other, weaving in to and out of songs a la Jay & Silent Bob in the Kevin Smith canon. There's plenty of drinking and drugging, but it seems somehow darker this time around, as if the band seems to know the party can't go on in to infinity, and Sunday morning has to come someday. Toss in enough sing-along choruses and clever one-liners from singer Finn, and this is one of the year's best albums to lose yourself in for a while if you're 24, really like booze, but constantly wondering what the hell you're going to do with your life. The highlight of the album is the straightforward shout-along "Sequestered in Memphis," which I challenge you to not want to at least hum along to the chorus after one listen.<br />Watch: "Sequestered in Memphis"<br /><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mjDI1oouS8w&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mjDI1oouS8w&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object><br /><br /><b>8. Vampire Weekend - Vampire Weekend</b><br />I'm a lot like you: when I first heard of Vampire Weekend, I really wanted to hate them. The constant references to the fact that they hailed from the Ivy League, the boat shoes, the vaguely "African" guitar patterns... no band sounds, ON PAPER, more obnoxious than Vampire Weekend. However, after listening through their self-titled debut, I really couldn't bring myself to do it. They're too snazzy. Vampire Weekend pulls off the remarkable feat of making a pastel sweater tied around the neck and a pair of wayfarers seem cool without the "so-dated-its-modern" irony so prevalent in "hipster" culture these days. Listening without tapping your foot is nearly impossible, and might even make you realize a few things about your own pretensions in the process.<br />Watch: "A-Punk"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_XC2mqcMMGQ&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_XC2mqcMMGQ&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><b>7. The Streets - Everything is Borrowed</b><br />The Streets, aka Mike Skinner, has always infused his strange breed of hip-hop with a sense of poetic lyricism, using wordplay to floridly describe relatively mundane events, such as receiving a surprise "insufficient funds" message when trying to use a debit card, or the dangers of doing cocaine as a celebrity in the age of camera phones. On this album, however, Skinner seems to have "grown up" a bit, and dwells on weightier themes such as religion, mortality and accountability. His literary tendencies include a true sense for how setting can influence story, which leads to smooth-sounding live band arrangements supporting the sense of intimacy in the lyrics.<br />Watch: "The Escapist"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-lfq4H_CsM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/h-lfq4H_CsM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><b>6. Kings of Leon - Only By The Night</b><br />Kings of Leon's transformation from Americana rockers to U2-channeling arena packers follows their touring with U2. The Followill clan has had critical success in America but their commercial success has been confined to Europe until this wonderfully-crafted album, which sees them swapping out their gospel-soaked Strokes impressions for songs shooting for the cheap seats, as the ligher-raiser "Use Somebody" does so expertly. I also challenge you to drink a bottle of wine by yourself and see if you don't end up air-guitaring and singing along with Caleb Followill as best your weak voice will allow when "Sex on Fire" comes up on your Party Shuffle.<br />Watch: "Use Somebody"<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCZfJ5ai07U" onmousedown="'UntrustedLink.bootstrap($(this)," target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><span>http://www.youtube.com/wat</span><wbr><span class="word_break"></span>ch?v=JCZfJ5ai07U</a> (un-embeddable)<br /><br /><b>5. The Roots - Rising Down</b><br />Hova's MTV Unplugged accompaniment released their best album on their 8th studio effort this year, which sees the Philly hip-hop elders taking an interestingly pessimistic view of the world in light of the changes in the world seen in 2008. In spite of Barack Obama's groundbreaking victory, this album could be sub-titled "No We Can't." The darker, angrier nature of the music propels MC Black Thought to new hights (listen to the killer, "75 Bars" and tell me if you don't get goosebumps) while drummer/ producer ?uestlove brings them back to... well, their roots, by keeping it simple. The album also does a fantastic job of showcasing a nice crew of talented but lesser-known MCs such as Wale, who features prominently on the DC go-go sounding groove "Rising Up," the album's high point and most optimistic track. A very interesting track featuring Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump singing the hook called "Birthday Girl" was left off the final release but worth a listen, if only for the weirdness of Black Thought & Stump crooning to a looker who's just achieved legal status for viewing R-rated movies.<br />Watch: "Rising Up"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D5HGPD3rWqA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D5HGPD3rWqA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><b>4. Weezer - Weezer (The Red Album)</b><br />Following a series of disappointing releases that saw Weezer beginning to emulate the bands it seemed to accidentally-on-purposely be mocking in its first two albums, the "Red Album" as Weezer have nicknamed their latest release, marks a return to form for the simple hitmakers. Admittedly as much a brand as a band these days, the "Red Album" sees the results of self-described "old man" Rivers Cuomo returning to the idiosyncratic auteurship of the original Blue Album... at least on the songs he holds the mic for. Weezer sounds like the band we all remember on jams like "Pork and Beans" and "Troublemaker," the latter being the album's high point for me and well worth a look on YouTube (they set a few remarkable world records during the filming). I, for one, am happy to have the Weezer I know and love back: simple power-pop, straight-faced sincerity, from normal looking guys who became famous for being simple, and then simply complain about it.<br />Watch: "Troublemaker"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/R_u-6CPE74o&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/R_u-6CPE74o&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><b>3. Kanye West - 808s & Heartbreak</b><br />I know, I know... Kanye West doesn't need anything else to make his head bigger, and this album is a SERIOUS departure from his clever, boastful hip-hop backed with expert production on his collegiate trilogy. This album sees the robotic persona Kanye began to assume following the success of last year's single "Stronger" and the subsequent Glow in the Dark tour dipped in some serious sadness. From a man who lost his mother and fiancee over the last year, it's a fitting route to take. Kanye's singular self-confidence in his ability as an artist come through in the real risks he takes, opting to "sing" (via AutoTune... love it or hate it) rather than rap on at least half of the tracks. If hip-hop stays alive via innovation, it can thank Kanye (and Lil Wayne, who features on the high point track "See You In My Nightmares") for its continued existence.<br />Watch: "Robocop"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/krxnf4WG4qA&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/krxnf4WG4qA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><b>2. My Morning Jacket - Evil Urges</b><br />Known more for their epic live show than their studio efforts, My Morning Jacket cemented their place as America's premier band with their 2008 release. Although even casual fans are aware that singer-guitarist Jim James is a true guitar hero, this album marks their transcendence from the loving-yet-limiting jam band scene, much in the way Radiohead transcended BritPop to become "Radiohead" so long ago. Singles such as "I'm Amazed" and "Touch Me I'm Going To Scream Pt. 1" show that MMJ's still got what made them good, but leaps in creativity on songs such as "Evil Urges," which seems to over-utilize falsetto on the first go-around but then ends up stuck in your head for days, and the strangely Prince-esque "Highly Suspicious," which is destined to blow minds at Bonnaroo for years to come.<br />Watch: "Touch Me I'm Going to Scream Pt. 1"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0vrarZ-yJ_c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0vrarZ-yJ_c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />And the Number 1 Album....<br /><br /><b>1. Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III</b><br />The year's top seller and best album is in truth only a small part of the phenomenon that is Weezy F. Baby, from multiple freely-available mix-tapes to guest spots on seemingly every hip-hop album worth mentioning over the last 2 years to a live show that sees him alternate from spitting with AutoTune, seeming to nearly gasp for air while managing to enunciate effectively, then soloing on a Stratocaster, which goes a long way towards explaining just how scatterbrained this studio album is. Despite this, however, it's at once poignant, scathing, hilarious, and completely bizarre, with a seemingly-endless stable of radio singles and songs begging for remixes. The highlight is the minimally-produced "Misunderstood," where Wayne follows a hard-hitting rap with an articulate and insightful diatribe against Al Sharpton and his ilk, making sure to reference the fact that he's hitting a blunt the whole time.<br />Watch: "Let the Beat Build"<br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GdfMQfGtYKc&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GdfMQfGtYKc&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />Agree with me? Disagree? Put it in the comments!Jackhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08343591547462608752noreply@blogger.com0